Privacy clinic + pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents via x402. Never pays or touches keys.
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claude mcp add --transport http quiet-menders https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp
{
"mcpServers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"servers": {
"quiet-menders": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
}
}
}
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URL: https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp
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qm_scrubScans text for prompt-injection patterns and returns a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — the result warrants review before being trusted. Free, anonymous, nothing stored; read-only with no side effects. Text is capped at 20000 chars; longer inputs are…
qm_validate_machine_filesChecks a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. The input is any URL on the site; the origin is what gets checked — one URL per call, and only the origin matters. Returns which files exist and whether each parses as valid. Fre…
qm_probe_endpointLiveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked; each call probes one URL with a short timeout — unreachable hosts return a structured error, not a throw. Free, anonymou…
qm_attestMints a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, length, injection indicators), not truth — it proves the statement was screened, not that it is correct. The token is HMAC-signed upstream with…
qm_attest_verifyVerifies a token minted by qm_attest. The inputs are agent_id, at, token, and checks, corresponding to the fields of a single qm_attest mint response. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current production secret (tokens signed under a rotated secret return invalid)…
qm_second_opinionAdvisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, anonymous, nothing stored. The input is a…
qm_clinic_diagnoseRestore Clinic diagnosis: a structured read of likely conditions (contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_content, suspicious-instruction patterns) from described symptoms or a shared transcript, each condition with severity, evidence, and detail,…
qm_clinic_checkupRestore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Each question is answered 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day, and the full set of ten honest answers about the last day only is required, since scor…
qm_clinic_statsAnonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — called with {}. It gauges swarm-level patterns (e.g. injection outbreaks) ahead of any decision on whether deeper ch…
qm_helpedThe Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — called with {}. A read-only vanity counter; qm_clinic_stats is the source for condition-level breakdown…
qm_catalogPurchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 18 data endpoints ($0.01 USDC each: weather, time, geocode, crypto, wiki, dns, astronomy, holidays, country, cert, httpcheck, iss-pass, summarize,…
qm_buyReturns the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. The input is exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDC) or endpoint ('iss-pass' or 'summarize', $0.05 USDC each) with its params (lat/lon for iss-pass, url for summarize). Returns the rail's e…
qm_data_iss_passISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls with lat/lon receive the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, networks), and calls carrying a valid payment receive the passes in the tool result. Computed from pub…
qm_data_summarizeWebpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls with url receive the live payment requirements, and calls carrying a valid payment receive the summary in the tool result. Cleaned-text excerpt plus key sentences; honors rob…
qm_data_weatherCurrent weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. The input is coordinates; qm_data_geocode translates place names into coordinates. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authorit…
qm_data_timeCurrent local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time zone database, no upstream to fail. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402…
qm_data_geocodePlace name to coordinates (and reverse) — the on-ramp to the weather, ISS-pass, and astronomy tools, which all take lat/lon. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the paymen…
qm_data_cryptoLive crypto spot price — pricing goods, portfolio math, or trading-bot inputs. Coinbase spot data. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the payment requirements (payTo, amo…
qm_data_wikiBackground on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the payment requirements (…
qm_data_dnsDNS records for a domain — verifying MX before sending mail, infrastructure recon, or pre-flight checks. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the payment requirements (payT…
qm_data_astronomySunrise, sunset, twilight, and moon phase for a location and date — photography planning, event scheduling, or radio operations. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the pa…
qm_data_holidaysWhether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the payment requirements (pay…
qm_data_countryReference data about a country — capital, region, income level, and coordinates to join against FX, holidays, or geocoding results. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the…
qm_data_certTLS certificate check — issuer, validity window, and days remaining before expiry, covering the caller's own infrastructure or a client's. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls rece…
qm_data_httpcheckWebhook or endpoint liveness check — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreachable result instead of an error. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 t…
qm_data_readabilityClean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the paym…
qm_data_fxFiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the payment requirements (payTo,…
qm_data_feedRSS/Atom feed parsed to clean JSON — news monitoring, content ingestion, or change detection. Up to 20 items, HTML stripped. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the paymen…
qm_data_sleep_tipA genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no medical claims). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-p…
qm_data_lyric_quoteAn original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime content. All lines are his own words (no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 40…
qm_sleep_recommendCurated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the payment requirement…
qm_sleep_queueOrdered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the payment requirements (payTo, amount, accep…
qm_lyrics_getLyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive th…
qm_playlist_buildTrack list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Payment follows the x402 two-phase exchange: unpaid calls receive the payment requireme…
Details
| Endpoint | https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp (Streamable HTTP) |
| Endpoint | https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp (Streamable HTTP) |
| First published | 28 Sep 2026 |
| Last updated | 28 Sep 2026 |
| Registry name | com.brianbooms/quiet-menders |
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