Professor Sausages — Web & Documents

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claude mcp add --transport http sausage-web https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sausage-web": {
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
    }
  }
}

{
  "servers": {
    "sausage-web": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
    }
  }
}

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URL: https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web

Tools 12 found in our last check

• find_data

  Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then the whole Professor Sausages catalog, and returns matching endpoints with method,…

• pricing

  Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.

• request_data

  The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually available within ~24h. Include contact if you want to hear back. Free.

• read_url

  Render a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again…

• pdf_extract

  Extract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parsed in-Worker, no upstream service. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, netwo…

• image_to_text

  Transcribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at…

• news

  Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; category='ai' or 'crypto' return the high-signal curated cuts. Snapshot of ingested feeds, not a live web search. Paid: c…

• news_poll

  The polling loop for a news-watching agent. First call: omit `since` — you get the current page plus a `next_cursor`. Every later call: pass that `next_cursor` as `since` and receive ONLY articles ingested after it, oldest first, plus the next cursor to store. Follow the whole p…

• news_batch

  Up to 10 headlines / ai / crypto / search reads behind ONE payment (POST /news/batch). Each request names a `route` and carries that route's own parameters — including `since` with a cursor, so one batch can advance several polls at once. `data.results[i]` is exactly the single-…

• weather

  Current conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage). Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again w…

• holidays

  Is a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends and holidays; view='business_days' counts open sessions in a range; view='year' lists a calendar's whole year. Paid: c…

• timezone

  Current local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two zones; view='business_hours' says whether an instant is inside local business hours. Paid: call without x_payment to rec…

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